Author name: Witty Wars

How To Cook When You Are Lazy And Broke Introduction: The Struggle Is Real (and Hilarious) Alright, let’s get real for a second. Have you ever opened your fridge, stared at the sad, half-empty shelves, and thought, “I should probably cook something… but also, I’m extremely tired and kind of broke”? Yeah, me too. If […]

Will AI Replace Chefs? The Truth About Kitchen Robots Introduction: The Recipe for Disaster or Delight? Once upon a time, cooking was simple. You just needed fire, some potatoes, and an emotional breakdown that convinced you boiling eggs at 2 a.m. was the solution to all your problems. Fast forward to today, and kitchens are

Few Things Left Unsaid : Jenz You deserve this dedicated blog to show to the world how much you mattered to me. Yes some friendships are intense and may be at this time you are too overwhelmed to accept that . Today is horrible day on 04 June 2025 for both of us. Dear readers,

Why Do We Bake Cookies and Cook Bacon? Have you ever found yourself standing in the kitchen at 2:00 AM, bleary-eyed and questioning your life choices, only to suddenly wonder: why do we bake cookies and cook bacon? It’s one of those strangely deep, almost philosophical questions that hits you when you’re eating cold leftovers

Effortless College Survival: 10 Food Hacks You Need To Know Effortless College Survival 10 Food Hacks You Need To Know That moment when you realize dining hall food is either mysteriously absent or suspiciously unidentifiable? We’ve been there. This guide transforms your sad dorm room into a culinary command center with minimal gear and maximum

The Juicy Truth About Tomatoes The Juicy Truth About Tomatoes They’re Fruit-Vegetable Fugitives! 1. The Salad Aisle Conspiracy Picture this: You’re making bruschetta. Basil? Herb. Garlic? Veggie. Olive oil? Liquid gold. Tomatoes? …FBI OPEN UP! These ruby-red rebels have been hiding in plain sight between your cucumbers and bell peppers (fellow fruit impostors!). But when

20 Food Hacks for Students Who Can’t Cook | Your Brain Called 20 Food Hacks for Students Who Can’t Cook Because Ramen Deserves a Master’s Degree Too Turning basic ingredients into satisfying meals doesn’t require chef skills Let’s be honest: college life is a perfect storm of empty wallets, chaotic schedules, and microwave dependency. But

Is Ketchup a Smoothie? | Your Brain Called. It Wants Witty Is Ketchup a Smoothie? Here’s the Deliciously Stupid Proof Separated at birth? You decide. Ladies, gentlemen, and late-night snack warriors—brace yourselves for a revelation so wild it makes the “is a hot dog a sandwich” debate look like a polite chess match. After countless

Is Cereal Soup? The Absurd Breakfast Debate Is Cereal Soup? The Absurd Breakfast Debate Introduction: The Breakfast Controversy That Won’t Die Few debates in the culinary world spark as much passionate disagreement as the question: Is cereal soup? It’s the kind of existential dilemma that belongs in the same category as “Is a hot dog

The Dumbest Things We Cried About as Kids The Dumbest Things We Cried About as Kids Childhood: The Golden Era of Overreactions Remember childhood? That glittering age when stolen crayons were federal crimes, and vegetables touching your mashed potatoes deserved a UN tribunal. Grab a juice box and revisit the 10 most spectacularly silly meltdowns